ding-dong-diddly-dick:

fall-out-bruh:

thehomosexuals:

Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut. 

Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.

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Wow I actually never thought I’d even care about such an old song but jeez
You’re right

SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS

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rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out

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Perks of dating me:

- I don’t have enough game to ever cheat on you

- I wouldn’t want to anyway because girlfriend

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- ????????

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mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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I’m literally only trying to help you. Don’t shut us out, we know what the fuck we are talking about.

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  • foreverthine-forevermineI've watched swan lake a couple hundred times and I still can't figure out when the heck the front ensemble changes
  • paytothetato

    I watched them rehearse it for like 3 hours and I still can’t figure it out

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    foreverthine-forevermine:

    pantalaimonslabyrinth we’re on to you. We will figure this out

    I change in front of God and everyone, you just aren’t looking close enough

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  • foreverthine-forevermineSo idk if you read my post about my best friend wanting to lock me in the phantom regiment truck but like why would that even be a threat to be picked up by a bunch of sweaty half naked hot drum corps boys
  • paytothetato

    You should definitely pretend like you don’t want it and maybe your friend will leave you there forever
    (ps take me with you please)

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    foreverthine-forevermine:

    I tease him about it all the time. Always saying “pshh yeah right you won’t.” But really I mean “please do I can’t wait”

    We’ll hide behind the tubas. No one will know.

    I’m on to you now…

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  • starryskiessandbutterfliessI BETTER GET TO SEE YOU TOMORROW
  • I’m taking my home show tomorrow so the chances of this occurring are quite good indeed

    Hint hint other Texas people

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kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

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